im always just waiting for my brother to fuck up so im the default favourite child
cocky out of his depth Owen is my second favorite Owen, next to Slammy Award Winner Owen.
honourable mention to Throws-A-Tantrum-Like-A-Four-Year-Old Owen
please they were going for a test of strength and owen couldnt reach up high enough to lock hands with ahmed so ahmed got down on one knee and was the exact same height i’m gonna explode
— Bret Hart, 1996.